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<br>2. And Bernard decided that he would write his memoirs so he could sell the rights to Cecil B. DeMille.

<br>3. And there was this man and his name was Fault

<br>4. And Fault was traveling on the road between Damascus and Mecca (or maybe it was Akron and Columbus, I don't know).

<br>5. And Fault hated BOB, because he was traumatized as a small child (If your parents named you Fault you would be very traumatized too).

<br>6. And an angel appeared before Fault saying, "Change your name to Salt."

<br>7. And so he did and suddenly he didn't hate BOB anymore. So, Salt became the first Bobarian (or converted Bobist).

<br>1. AND the disciples decided that now that BOB Jr. was dead it would be a good time to take a vacation.

<br>2. And Valentine traveled Greenland where he taught to the natives about the importance of friendship and kindness and forgiveness.

<br>3. And the Greenlanders arrested Valentine and stoned him to death.

<br>4. And Patrick traveled to the land of Bophuthatswana.

<br>5. And while he was there he tried to convert the people to Bobism.

<br>6. And the Bophuthatswanians stoned Patrick to death under the charges of conspiracy.

<br>7. And Larry traveled to Liechtenstein, and while he was there he went skiing.

<br>8. And Larry also tried to convert some of the people unto BOB.

<br>9. And Larry, actually had rather moderate success, converting 10% of population to Bobism (seeing as how there are only ten people in the whole country, it really isn't that impressive).

<br>10. And Larry died in an avalanche a week later.

<br>11. And Darryl sailed unto Mexico, where the officials really didn't like him.

<br>12. But before the police could arrest and shoot him with a firing squad, Darryl drank some of the water a died from a bad case of diarrhea.

<br>1. AND the other Darryl traveled to Oregon where he quit Bobism and joined a cult of Satan-worshipping, yuppie, hari krishna skinheads.

<br>2. And then Darryl was mysteriously struck by a lightening bolt.

<br>3. And Moe decided that he would actually just stay home and hide under the covers (He's a smart guy).

<br>4. And Paul traveled to France where he saw the Eiffel Tower.

<br>5. And Paul decided that he didn't have to do any work while he was on vacation.

<br>6. So Paul didn't teach the natives about kindness and charity.

<br>7. And Paul was crucified upside-down on the charges of littering (he spit over the side of the Eiffel Tower).

<br>9. And George traveled to Munich where he taught the inhabitants about Quantum Physics and Genetic Engineering.

<br>10. And George became a professor of Religion at the University.

<br>11. And George got married to this nice local girl named Ingrid, and they raised seven healthy and normal children.

<br>12. And George died at the age of 104 from Old Age (at 104 what did you expect?)

<br>1. And Sleepy, the beloved, traveled to Washington D.C. and preached to the locals about the evils of lying and corruption and dishonesty.

<br>2. So the natives were very wroth and the Committee for the investigation of Un-American Activities sent Sleepy to the electric chair.

<br>3. And Dopey came unto the land of Chocolate where he died from severe obesity.

<br>4. And No one knows what happened to Ringo, but we did get a postcard from seven years later from Egypt that said: "There are no bad snakes and the weather is better than the water. Love R. P.S.: Shave your knuckles, Harriet."

<br>5. It obviously was a dumb prank (hoax) perpetrated by a group of Thelodious Monks.

<br>6. And Salt later committed suicide.