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<br>2. And the dragon shall feast upon the earth as if is were a jawbreaker with gum in the middle.

<br>3. And the dragon's name shall be Fred, and his breath shall be very bad.

<br>4. And the number of the beast shall be 420-549<br>9.

<br>5. And John Elway's number shall be seven.

<br>6. And the Toronto Blue Jays will pull it out in the sixth game to defeat the Atlanta Braves in the 2036 World Series.

<br>7. And the moon shall turn to blood and stain all over the earth.

<br>8. And there shall come a man named Carl Sagan, and he shall announce the the coming apocalypse of the Cosmos.

<br>9. Listen closely to the Cows, they have seen things. And it shall taste like soap.

<br>1. AND in the sixth seal there shall be a man, and he will eat a book in his right hand.

<br>2. And in his left hand shall be a package of frozen peas.

<br>3. And the peas shall be the earth and there will be no time for those who don't already have the form filled out.

<br>4. And there shall be wars and rumors of wars and rumors of near-wars and hints at rumors of near-wars.

<br>5. And there shall be fire and the shall be an uprising in England. And there is a box that shall not be opened till Xmas.

<br>6. And people will not know that the X stands for BOB.

<br>7. And I stand (and be counted) for BOB.

<br>8. For there shall be no mercy when the time of judgement comes. And those who were without will be within, and those that are within will be brought to the right hand. And the chattel will be brought to the left.

<br>9. And Rap shall walk the earth freely again, and those who try to oppose it will be rewarded in heaven.

<br>10. And then shall there be a giant armadillo and will be cruel to those who voted for Dan Pass as Student Body President, and those who voted for Jose Sandoval as Latin Club President.

<br>11. And so shall it be.

<br>1. AND in fifth seal there shall be seal guts, and seal intestines, and seal aortas, and seal lungs, and seal colons, and seal fat.

<br>2. And there will be man riding through the desert on a horse with no name.

<br>3. For there ain't no one for to give me no pain.

<br>4. And it shall come to pass that there will be maggots crawling out of humanity's eyeballs and they shall careth not.

<br>6. And it shall come to pass that the ampersand shall be used more frequently.

<br>7. And the weather shall be very unpredictable, and Radar Doppler 9 will be destroyed in a flood.

<br>8. And many men shall quake at the sight of thirteen bags of potato chips in a green basket.

<br>9. And the piper will call us all to reason, but "Big Brother" will be watching.

<br>10. And there will be large rocks falling out of the sky, and they shall land in complex geometric patterns.

<br>11. And there shall be a crescent wrench.

<br>12. And the day of reckoning shall be Thursday, and it shall be at 7:00 p.m. and there will be no rocks to hide under, And you saw the hole of the moon and it was a great and terrible orifice.

<br>13. But that's what happens when you shoot for the moon.

<br>14. And only Argentina shall escape.

<br>1. IN the fourth seal portions of the land shall returned to 1536 A.D. and the will get no five cent deposit in California.

<br>2. And there shall be Louise F. and Bonnie C. and Lisa S. and Karin and Kathryn and Connie and Putter and Cootz and Cheerleader and Nancy.

<br>3. The piper calling you to join him.

<br>4. And the thirteen tribes of Izreal shall be re-united. And Albert will have his own land and it shall be paradise.

<br>5. And crowds will gather to see the man on a red horse and he shall have the Book of BOB in his right hand.

<br>7. Question not little children, "Who was that?" For that was your future as death passing before you like a turbo penguin.

<br>8. And there will be an ancient archangel sitting on the shoulder of the mountain.

<br>9. And the files will be lost and all will be as it was during the holocaust. And there shall be mental chaos which shall bring about emotional hell.

<br>10. Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, The piggies shall be killed in the Helter Skelter and they will turn to attack the Blackbird.

<br>11. And there shall be no good taste in North America, and people will watch Cheers and enjoy it.

<br>12. These arms of mine are wanting, wanting to hold you.

<br>1. AND in the third seal, there shall be not much . . .

<br>2. And in the second seal, there shall be a place where everybody knows your name.

<br>3. And it's asking for the taking, trembling, shaking, Ah my heart is aching. We're coming to the edge running on the water, tripping and falling in face first.

<br>4. And there will be those who doubt and thou shalt eat a scorn and it shall be as salted honey on thy lips.

<br>6. And there are many of the wild gophers that need flesh to gnaw on into eternity. Don't be a volunteer.

<br>7. Beware! or don't . . .

<br>1. AND in the first and final seal there shall be an omen, and it will be Drew Barrymore.

<br>2. And the shall be shadows taller than our souls.

<br>3. And DQ hot dogs will save our society as we know it, but only if it is applied properly.

<br>4. And I will not be fireman when I grow up because I find the second verse so sad, but I will rack up the eighths that belong to me.

<br>5. And destruction will reign on the earth, and because people are so stupid. Only 666 people will even notice. And only 15 people will care. And they will be unable to do anything about it because they are still in high school.

<br>6. . . . and turn the hearts of the fathers to children and the hearts of the children to their fathers lest I come and smite the earth with a curse. Well, that's it. Old friend Doug Schaffer standing by. We'll get some coffee, we'll get some matzoh ball soup. I'm rooting for the Nicks this year, if you're betting in the NBA I think they're going to go all the way. So, I guess there is nothing more to say than . . .

THE END.