Meri's Zoo contains only 3 animals, but don't let the small number fool you. These beasts can be vicious and are best kept locked up at all times. However, the cages made for them rarely keep them in check. Here is what they look like:
The feline is the brains of the operation, while the human male terrorizes the Zookeeper. Known as "Kitty" and "The Husband", this pair is a devious match. But as of March 1998, they have a new hench-kitty by the name of "Socks" (no photo on file). "Socks" and "Kitty" tear up the Zoo every night, when the Zookeeper awakes the next morning, she is ready to shoot the whole lot of them. "The Husband" leaves a general human mess behind for the Zookeeper to clean up every Saturday when she finally gets fed up with the filth. However, "Kitty" and "Socks" leave a trail of destruction behind them wherever they go. "Kitty" flew over with "The Husband" from the U.K. last October. ("Kitty" hates flying so on the trip he was heavily sedated) Ever since the two have set foot on this continent, they have caused the Zookeeper TONS of headaches. But she loves them in a strange and unexplainable way.
Take caution when approaching them, as they like to bite the hand that feeds them.......frequently.
Take a look at some of the photos on file of the two.
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