(This is kind of a rant and it doesn't really have a point. It's just highly amusing :-)
You see them everywhere. Those tall, lanky, swanky girlz, walking down the street, balancing themselves on 3 inch heals. They wear the ever-so-trendy and tight, hip huggers, with leopard print shirts clinging to their bodies so tightly, it looks as if they can't breathe. They wear enough make-up to make Mary-Kay jealous. They usually travel in groups while horny guys, with the bass pumped up to ear-deafening in their car, drive by and honk and stare.
Of course you've seen them. They're EVERYWHERE! There's no escaping them; I call them Clubber Girlz. I have one question for them: Where are you GOING? Is there somewhere important you're going to that requires you to dress like that? A club? A bar? A Strip Joint perhaps? Why do you put so much effort, time and money to make yourself look like that? Do you think it's in style? Do you have an attention deficiency? Are the sane people in the world supposed to believe that these girls are "en vogue"? Because to me, that doesn't look like beauty. Sacrificing food to fit into those tight hip huggers, spending all that money on new clothes, and taking time to put on enough make up to make a whore blush. It's just not worth it...give me a pair of jeans and a T-shirt any day.
Clubber Girlz should be outlawed. Any girl caught wearing that stuff should be picked off the streets like a prostitute (God knows they look like one) taken down to police headquarters and FORCED to wear something comfortable. So get over the fashion craze and step into the 90's.You're not going anywhere important so stick around and wear something comfortable.
by Spiderwebs
GO HOME!!!
Are you too good for you home?!?!