The Happy Couple
by Suzy Yawn

Im sure we have all seen them
Holding hands walking down the hall, will not part until that goodbye kiss is given.
One giant public display of affection.

Little do the rest know, there is more to the Happy Couple
Off-stage they quarrel like animals
The girlfriend is a manipulative bitch
The boyfriend is a lying pig
Maybe you know a Happy Couple

I know a Happy Couple,
I can barely look at them, they seemed to be glued together
Now call me jealous or whatever you like, but I hate the Happy Couple
Im not interested in seeing two people suction themselves together like that

The tension around them is lethal
I've felt the tension of the Happy Couple
always excusing themselves to go yell at each other

"they are so sweet together" should be changed
rather it should be "they are so sweet they make me sick"
because its the truth
and all we want is the truth isnt it

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