I stole this idea from all those Kids in the Hall fans at alt.tv.kids-in-hall, but mainly from The Wonderful Worlds of Kids in the Hall page. Go there to see a whole bunch more of way better KitH Haikus (or atleast go to check it out, it's a great page).
The frozen pavement,
Lawnchair facing passers-by
"I'm crushing your head"
by Suzy Yawn
GO HOME!!!
Are you too good for you home?!?!