Get your own Free Home Page right now!!!! :)This is Spiderwebs (aka Sharon) reporting here. As I promised, I was going to tell you how and why I got my nick-name. So you re going to hear about my story no matter what! So just sit back, relax and keep reading. It all started in Gr. 9...(*flashback flashback*) At the end of the year, we had student elections and this really gothic, tall, scrawny guy got up on stage and started raving to "I wanna be a hippie" (remember that song?) No matter how STUPID he looked, for some reason I became obsessed with him. I can t tell you his name just in case he comes to visit this zine (because this IS the most ghetto zine and everyone is going to visit it), but I nick-named him Spiderwebs (NO! not because of that stupid "No Doubt" song).
Ever since then, I ve been following him around like a sick puppy dog. Pretty pathetic, huh? I know his schedule, I know what period his lunch is in, I know who his friends are, etc. etc. Would you like to know a little bit about him? Too BAD! You re going to! He s really tall, he s alwayz dressed in black ( cause he s cool like dat), he has really pale white skin, he has acne (but oh well, he s still amazing), he has wavy, dyed black hair up to his chin (it s really dirty and it has dreads in them occasionally...just ask Kat), and sometimes has these really GHETTO sideburns, he only owns one pair of pants (purple army camfoulage...don t ask) he s totally loaded and lives in the rich part of town, his house was custom built, he has a kacki coloured jeep, he goes to a lot of raves, he used to go to private school (see, I told you...LOADED), he likes Nine Inch Nails, (he looks alot like Trent Reznor except taller) Marilyn Manson, hardcore rave music and all that freaky stuff like dat, he has a girlfriend who is freakier than he is (I m convinced she s the devil in disguise) he s really polite, he likes playing hide-and-go seek, eating cookies and milk, he s SOOOO smart, he s polite, and to top it all off HE S GORGEOUS *sigh*! Somebody pass me a tissue, I m drooling...
That s pretty much all I know about him. Pretty damn good for someone who s never met him before, huh? That s pretty scary actually. He doesn t even know I m alive but that s why he s an OBSESSION! If I may quote Trent Reznor "I just want something I can never have" (Cherry-bomb s song *sniffle sniffle*). I use the present tense because I m STILL obsessed (yeah, I ll admit it Cherry-Bomb), even though he s moving away to University and leaving me forever *sniff sniff*. He s majoring in political sciences.
Some of you out there may be thinking "Oh God, what a pathetic loser!". Well you can go f*ck the devil in the back of your car cause I don t give a shit! (ok, maybe that was a little uncalled for) But to all those out there who are obsessed with someone, you re not alone. I know what it s like for someone to call you pathetic (*cough cough* Cherry-Bomb). People just don t understand, do they?!?! I say we form are own little "Obsession Therapy Group". We can have meetings on Tuesday nights...just joking of course. Just remember "Obsessions don t have reasons...that s why they re obsessions".
by Spiderwebs (Fly)
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