He came from the Great White North
With skin as white as snow
He was taking a long trip
To let his tensions go
When Roddy got to Cuba
The heat was just to much
Being outdoors all the time
Sipping drinks with Dutch
Wearing the least that he could
He'd hang out by the pool
In the eve he realized
Red Roddy was a fool
The way the rest of time was spent
Involved no fun at all
Just his aloe and himself
Put on protection it's your call