I dreamed that I was walking down the beach with Baphomet. And
I looked back and saw footprints in the sand. But sometimes there
were two pairs of footprints and sometimes there was only one.
And the times there was only one set of footprints, those were
my times of greatest trouble. So I asked Baphomet,
"Why in my greatest need did you abandon me?"
Baphomet replied,
"First of all I really hate walking on the sand. It clogs up my hooves.
Rutting with nymphs in a forest is where I'd rather be than taking
long walks on the beach with you. Second I never said I was going
to help you in your so called hours of greatest need. Just because
the Christians confuse me with someone who gives a shit doesn't
mean that you should."
Despite the God's grumbling I persisted in asking about
the footprints, and the Horned One replied:
"Oh, all right, those were the times that I got so sick of your
self-centered whining that I gave you a swift kick up the beach."
And I was really embarassed for bothering Herm with such a stupid question.
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