You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
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You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
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I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!
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The rule for today!
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
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In deep sleep I hear sound.
Cat vomits hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.
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Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
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Blur of motion then
silence!
Me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
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The mighty hunter
returns with gifts of plump birds--
your foot just squashed one.
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You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
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The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"
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My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.
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Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?
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Small brave carnivores
kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner.
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I want to be close to you.
Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
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Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws are not that sharp.
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Cats meow out of angst!
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
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We're almost equals.
I purr to show I love you.
Want to smell my butt?
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