The results are in. You are certifiably:

30% bastard!
17% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:

3% (same as you)

20% (less bastard than you)

77% (more bastard than you)

The results are in. You are certifiably:

6% bitch!
which is lower than the worldwide average 38%

How others compare:

0% (same as you)

2% (less bitchy than you)

98% (bitchier than you)

Death date: May 24, 2057 at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)

Suicide (18%)

Third Degree Burns (10%)

Alien Abduction (9%)

Heart Attack (7%)

Homicide (7%)

Drowning (6%)

You are 36% GAY!

That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 31% gay!
Here's how you compare:

The world-wide gayness average is 36%.
11% of all test takers describe themselves as gay.
24 is the gayest age.
Women average 33% gay.
Men average 39%.

It all adds up... You are definitely a man!
[88% confidence]

You know, for every question, we track very carefully what each gender answers. This allows us to guess with the utmost accuracy what you are. And in the rare case where we guess incorrectly (like now), we have the opportunity to learn from nature's mistake. You.

People like you, who walk the scary line between man and woman, are *very* helpful in understanding exactly what it means to be human. Thanks, and good luck.

TheSpark.com wishes to thank all 1,516,302 females (57%) and 1,134,831 males (43%) who have taken the Gender Test thus far. This experiment is something we're quite proud of. Did you know that men are more likely to call this test retarded than women? Women are less likely to choose being lonely (over bleeding to death) than men. Men prefer white bedrooms. Women prefer blue bedrooms.

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

75% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%