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Hi. My name is Mary.

I have no tattoos

I have no plans on getting tattoos because I would just look silly

I have no children

I have no plans on getting children because I would just look silly

I avoid conformity whenever possible

I was born in Fresno,California

My family moved to Wasilla, Alaska when I was 8

I lived in Alaska until I was 18 and a half

I got married October 12,1999

I was 19 when I was married

Being married to Ron makes me feel happy and safe every day I wake up

I love all the ways Ron loves me

I couldn't ask for a more affectionate, fun, smart, kind, sincere and everything husband

I love that he is still my bestest friend ever

I love that he is a geek

I am ticklish, even on my hair

I hate expensive jewelry

I have never smoked the marijuana

I love greeting cards

I love to listen to the rain

I love talking with friends until the wee hours of the morning

I don't think before I talk

I don't like listening to rap in front of black people because I feel like a wanna-be

I love Curious George

I like to live in socks

I love Napoleon Dynamite

I love, love, LOVE to laugh

I like to hike

I love to kiss Ronnie's cheek very softly

I like to DDR

I like to play Euchre

I plug my ears when I get scared

I really love to encourage people

I like to sit on my porch and listen to my music

I like pinot noir's and vanilla sours (but never together-yikes!)

I like purple things and yellow things

I always end up with holes in my socks right over the big toe

I LOVE to lip-synch

I wish I was a good dancer

I have maintained a 3.8 GPA in college so far

I have taken French twice and got "A's"

I still can only say "I like cheese" and "I'm tired" in French

I say "Uuuuuuuh...." and "Like..." way too much

I love the jokes nobody else laughs at

I miss being a kid

I hate spiders

I like math

I love working out

I like to look at myself in my rearview mirror

I am very forgetful

I like to smile as often as possible

My guilty pleasure is watching Newlyweds:Nick and Jessica

I am jumpy after watching a scary movie

I get bored very easily

I have a short attention span

I love to make my husband laugh

I like playing golf with my honey and my friends

I like going to the movies

I love cartoons

I like my ears

I love my eyes too

I love "Sex and the City"

I hate smells I can't identify

I love toasted sandwiches

I like tough beef jerky

I love my family

I like calling people by their full names

I love fiber

I loved my Multicultural Literature class

I love to read Banana Yoshimoto because of that class

I cannot say what's in my head very often

I like to turn all bills to face the same direction when I count money

I don't mind confrontation

I like hugs

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.

There should be a detective show called 'Johnny Monkey'. That way every week a criminal could say, "I ain't gonna get caught by no monkey," but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that.

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

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