OK, you are now presented with a simple choice. There are two descriptons of Ian Rennie's life on this computer, one of which is sane, one of which is complete badger spit. It's up to you. I should warn you that the first one is slightly harrowing and confessional in nature (and ends like a party political broadcast) and the second one is just strange. God, I suck. Also please note that these are at least 6 months old and very erratically updated because I am an idiot.
the sane version of me
the insane version of me
and it is my fondest desire for him to be happy. He becomes happy if he gets a lot of people who want Free Home Pages. Please help me keep the interest of the man I lust for carnally.