Pulp Wood Phew-ee!!!

He drives an old truck tattered and torn,
the tires are bald and the seats are worn.
He's just an old logger, a pulpwood driver
to be exact.
His hands are all blistered and his nails
are full of dirt.
He has holes in his shoes and not much of
a shirt.
He smells like heck and looks like a bum,
hasn't many brains, in fact he's real dumb.
He unloaded his truck and got his pay,
then turned around and lost it the very same
day.
He fell in love with a bar room honey,
she said she loved him, then took all his money.
So if a pulp-wood driver is what you would
like to be,
then contact this fellow, Mr. Mcgee!