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-n. 2. wild or vehement talk. -rant'er, n.


The Rant for October 4, 1998...



You know what I can't stand?

Innuendo.

You know why they call it Innuendo? Cause it sounds like "IN YOUR END-o"...and when it finally comes OUT of your "END-O"...it is exactly as the name depicts.

A bunch of CRAP.

I mean, if you have something to say, then for God sake, SAY IT!! Don't candycoat. Spill it! I hate people that have to hide behind their words and aren't brave enough to take the heat. To me, they are cowards in the same league as the spidermonkeys of the world that prey on small children.

I have little tolerance for either, Jack.

I find it nauseating when people berate and belittle people and then have to hide behind a pseudonym or some dumb ass "nome de coward".

I probably sound like some chick raging with PMS hormones that need to eek out of every pourous orifice in my body. *glancing at the calendar to double check* Okay. I am, but it's strictly coincidental, I assure you. I didn't even like the Lion in "The Wizard of Oz". I was hoping Toto would realize his canine proclivity and take a hearty YOMP outta his ass. I just cannot stomach a craven personality in any degree. See "ad nauseum".

I'm not preaching what I don't practice.

I don't do it. Online or off, if I have something to say, I say it. Plain and true, sometimes at the risk of making an ass out of myself. Sometimes at the risk of hurting someone I care about.

As Lil' Kim would say..."Ask da peoples on my block, I'm as real as can be..."

I don't front.

The only time I will take on a different name is when I am posting a poem or writing a story. Mainly because people have preconceived notions of who I am, or who they THINK I should be to fit their agenda. Screw that, Charlie. I am me. 24/7.

If you have to cower beneath your words, then you aren't worthy of the pen and ink they are written on. Matter of fact, you are lower than a case of psittacosis on a parrots privates. If you have something to say, stand up and say it with conviction. Right or Wrong. Be prepared to say "This is how I feel" and then, be strong enough to say "I'm sorry", if you were wrong for feeling that way.

To me, the conviction of my words are an extension of me. As important to me as my morning run is to the old guy up the street that digs the fact that my sports bra never quite does the trick. It is as important as brushing your teeth to prevent all sorts of diseases that end in "itis". It is as detrimental to your health as getting enough fiber.

If you think about it, fiber intake and innuendo go hand in hand.

Both are conducive to spewing shit.

Stand up, be counted and get the hell real already.






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