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WARNING! These are only for amusement! Some of them might get ya slapped...some just a weird look...


Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Methusela?

The Bible says to meet your brethren with a holy kiss, but I'll settle for a hug.

*Check the persons tag on their coat or whatever* Oh, I'm sorry...I'm just checking to see if you were sent from Heaven...

Your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day! *it's an old one but oh well*

Nooo, you misunderstood me. I didn't say, "Do you want to dance?"...I said, "You look fat in those pants..." *this isn't really a pick-up line but I thought it was funny - could get ya slapped really hard though*

Can I have a quarter? My mom said to call her when I met my soul mate...

Don't frown cause you never know who's falling in love with your smile. *I like this one for my own reasons...*

If God made anything finer than you, He would've kept it for Himself.

Why do you have to be so fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you... *AWWW I love this one!*

I bet you I can kiss you on the lips without touching you..*kiss them*..Ooops, I guess I lost..

Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

If I had you, I wouldn't have to dream anymore.

How does it feel to be the most gorgeous girl/guy in the room?

*You* - I can read palms...
*Them* - Really?
*You* - No. It's just an excuse to hold your hand. *Awwww, another sweet one!*

Do you have a bf/gf? (Yes.) Would you like a better one?

Can I have directions to your heart?

Hi, I'm ________, but you can call me tonight.

I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

You're stupid. I like that in a man.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Could you please step away from the cooler? You're melting all the ice...

You better not go walking through the rain -- sugar melts, you know.

Well, I'm here. What's your second wish?

Here's a quarter...I'd like to make a donation to the You Look Good Foundation.

*a person drops a sugar packet on the floor* Excuse me, you dropped your name tag.

Does an angel like you get speeding tickets for flying so close to earth?

How much did they pay you to drop out of the Miss Universe contest?

God was showing off when he made you.

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

I have a pen, you have a number -- think of the possibilities.

*You* - Do you have a twin?
*Them* - No.
*You* - You mean God made something that perfect in just one try?

The essence of your being has affected my ability to think of a good pick-up line.

LAST UPDATED 01.20.01



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