Ok...you're all probably wondering, "What the HELL is CATS 103.3 FM?" Well, CATS 103.3 FM is a weekly radio show DJ'd by three cats. That's right, cats. One of those cats is MIDNIGHT LOPPER, who is the cheeriest one. You can hardly understand what she is saying 95% of the time, due to her overly cheery cat voice. She pretty much runs the show, as she is the program director for the show as well. Her counterpart, SMOKEY MAILLET, is her funny sidekick. He's usually cracking jokes and commenting on Midnight's comments. He's a very warm addition to the CATS 103.3 team. Then....there's BUTCH MACLEAN. Ok..... Now, what do you get when you mix a cheery cat, a funny sidekick, and a CAT WHO CAN'T STOP MASTURBATING EVEN IF THE WORLD ENDED!!!!!! Butch is just a horny cat. He sits on his scuzzy couch and...well...you get the idea. Look for a special soundbit of a CATS 103.3 BROADCAST COMING SOON to this homepage.
Midnight Lopper
Smokey Maillet
Butch Maclean
Links to other sites on the Web
The Jackin' World Home Page (Butch's Favorite)
The human version of what Butch loves to read all the time.
The Laika Home Page (Butch's idea, of course)
Butch's favorite actress, Tabby Reese, and her new film, THE VOLLEYBALL QUEEN
The team's friend, Rita Ballonio, and her new album, "Just Rita."
Midnight supports animal rights.
Smokey supports Comedy Central.
Butch supports the band Laika and Tabby Reese's breasts.