I am the one...let me be your son...a prince of evil...


Medieval swine riffery is present....

Well, if you are reading this now, you've already made it to Thor's piece d'scription, so here is mine for all to see. To start things off, my name is Cody and I like sex. I mostly have the same things in common with Thor except for the fact that I listen to more GOTHIC, DEATH METAL, and BLACK METAL. For instance, I love GORGOROTH, CANNIBAL CORPSE, DODHEIMSGARD, DEICIDE, ABSU, KRISIUN, ULVER, LYCIA, COCTEAU TWINS, DEAD CAN DANCE, LOOOONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT, MORS SYPHILITICA (also known as The ORDER OF THE NCS and REQUIEM IN WHITE...goth couples make the best music), ABIGOR, ARCKANUM (the troll), ZYKLON-B, SETHERIAL (arrrrrrrrrrgh!!!), NIDEN DIV. 187, CRANIUM, SARGOTH, BURZUM, KATAKLYSM, MARDUK, EMPEROR, CRADLE OF FILTH, MORTIIS, KEEP OF KALESSIN (the new black metal gods) MORBID ANGEL, MYSTICUM, MAYHEM, BROKEN HOPE, DISSECTION, OLD MAN'S CHILD, IMMORTAL, DARK FUNERAL (the gods of dark, drawn out swine riffage), ENSLAVED, SINISTER, among countless others. I also like movies a lot, such as that SPAWN movie (oh, the visuals...oh, the scenery), DEMOLITION MAN (the wild mambo, the hunka chunka; He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!!), THE PEST (It's the sex pheromones!), BASEKETBALL (STEEEEEVE PERRY), THERE'S SUMFIN BOUT MARY (the Ben Stiller Beat-off scene says it all), as well as CAFE FLESH 2 and HOOTERMANIA (best music). As in terms of food, I can't get enough tiramisu or baklava. Those dishes are staple in order to be slightly happy, you know. I'm also the frontman in a black/war/peasant metal band called Volkszorn. We just released a demo and all interested parties should get in contact with me. I'd like to tell more, but I'm running out of time at the computer so I'll get back to you guys later! Until then, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

These are my links...go to them.


The No Fashion Records home page -- home of Dark Funeral, A Canorous Quintet, and Lord Belial.
The Official SETHERIAL Home Page -- This band kicks ass..one of the best black metal acts to emerge from the scene in quite a while
The Official ABIGOR homepage -- I can't say enough about this band...extreme abstract medieval...ah fuck it.. SUPREME IMMORTAL ART!
The A Grade Jenny McCarthy Page -- Even though she pisses me off, she's still hot.
The Necropolis Records Homepage -- Dawn, Cranium, Niden Div. 187, Witchery...the list goes on...
EUPHORIC CALAMITY -- If you like grass, if you like dirt, and if you like goth, go to this page...you won't be disappointed :)
THE MORIBUND TWILIGHT SUCKS PAGE -- THIS IS THE BEST PAGE EVER INVENTED!!!
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Check this one out as well, especially if you like men in that special way.

Dark Death
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