The Rimmer Song
If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless, come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim and no-one's slimmer
He will never need a zimmer!
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yule Brynner
He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer!
Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius?
Don't ask me!
That's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Red Dwarf Theme Song(including two verses that weren't used)
It's cold outside
I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose
I'll pack my bags and head into hyperspace
We're locked on course straight through the universe
Tongue Tied
When I saw you for the first time (first time)
Why do you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
Yes, you make me tongue-tongue (tied-tied) tongue tied
I saw you 'cross the dance floor (dancin')
That's 'cause you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
Yes, you make me nongy-nangy (nangy-nongy) tongue tied
Oh, I'm beggin' on my knees
I'm trying to say I'm tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
Yes, you make me nongy-nangy (nangy-nongy) ningy-nongy
Well, that's all the songs that I know. If you know any others, e-mail me and I'll put them on!
© 1997 ckochanski@hotmail.com
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner!
There's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone, more or less
Let me fly, far away from here
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun sun
Velocity at time-warp speed
Spend my days in ultra-violet rays
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
You and me, and the galaxy
Reached this stage, the hyperpathic age
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
My knees began to quiver (quiver)
And I got a funny feeling (feeling)
In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby)
My hands they started shakin' (shakin')
My heart began a-thumping’' (boom, boom, boom)
My breakfast left my body (huey, huey, huey)
Now darling tell me something
Whenever you are near me? (near me)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Whenever you're in town
You make me feel a clown, girl
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Tied-tied, tongue-tongue (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Whenever you're around
I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby)
But when I tried to speak to ya (talk, talk)
My tongue unraveled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop)
I tried to say "I love you" (love you)
But it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong girl)
It sounded like "Nunubididoo" (tongue tied)
Nuh-mur-nuh-murh-ni-nong-nurl
Whenever you are near me (near me)
I'm nurmy-murmy (nurmy-murmy)
Murmy-nurmy (nurmy-murmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
My trousers they go brown, girl
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Be-dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle)
Tongue tied (tongue tied)
Whenever you're around
Sweet, sweet darling, listen please
Understand me when I say
Gedurble-diggle-doggle-niggle-foggle-nibble-nay
Whenever you are near me (really)
I'm nurmy-murmy (nurmy-murmy)
Murmy-nurmy (murmy-nurmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
I drool so much I drown, girl
Why can't I tell you clearly (clearly)
Ge-dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle)
Durgle-dobby (durgle-dobby)
Whenever you're around (around)
Whenever you're around, girl
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