with help from Ben Cubbedge and Casey Fraser

Well, you know I'm badder than Palpatine's Grand Moff

You say I'm a geek, that means I'll bite your head off

I'm like Ali but quicker like Foreman but tougher

When you're rough as me you don't get no rougher

Thom Yorke's a Creep, Jack Ryder's the Creeper

Marianas Trench is deep but I am deeper

Deep like Grant Morrison, deep like John Barth

Deep like the molten lava inside the Earth

My last metaphor was duly earned

Cause when you mess with me then you get burned

My rep with the ladies ain't too shabby

I gots more Ho-Hos than Little Debbieb

I punched your mom and I kissed your dad

This is the real thing, kid, it ain't no fad

Like Crystal Pepsi, you can't see me

But you know your little brother wants to grow up to be me

I'm in like Flint and out like Snake-Eyes

And I'm spicier than curly fries

So step back punk, and let me say my verse

You're ugly now, but I could make you look worse.

I'll hit you harder than Chow Yun Fat

Harder than Batman, harder than Man-Bat

I'm like Rice Krispies, snap crackle & pop

Like Maxwell House, good to the last drop

I'm like Nike shoes when you get the blues

Cause when you stay with me then you will never lose

I'm like Jack Knight except I'm cooler

And I get away with more than Ferris Bueller

My song is done, you can all go home

I don't like you so just leave me alone