with lyrical help from Mark Kuyper

My baby always wears black

She never eats not even a small snack

She's what you'd call a woman of the night

Not that she's a hooker she just can't stand the light

I love my baby and she loves me back

But why's she always tryin' to bite my neck?

My baby's hot from her feet to her head

But could it be that my baby is undead?

My baby's got a pet hunchback

She's got an iron maiden, guillotene, and a rack

I think my baby's really got some age

'Cause her last boyfriend was Merlin the mage

I love my baby and she loves me back

But why's she always tryin' to bite my neck?

My baby's hot from her feet to her head

But could it be that my baby is undead?

My baby's not afraid to be the boss

But she shies away from the sign of the cross

Folks you really better wish me luck

Cause I love my baby but she really sucks!

I love my baby and she loves me back

But why's she always tryin' to bite my neck?

My baby's hot from her feet to her head

But could it be that my baby is undead?

improvised rap

I'm a victim of vampiric love

I'm a victim of vampiric love

Come be a victim of vampiric love

Don't you wanna be a victim of vampiric looo-haaa-uuuuuv?