I would like to write a real song

One less silly, dorky, hostile

But each time I put my pen to paper

I end up with a perfect rhyme for nostril

Real song--'bout sadness, death, or love

Real song--inspiration from above

Real song--no more comic books

Real song--with really catchy hooks

Real song--like on--the radio

Rock stars always get a lot of money

And they get girls, glory, and fame

'Cause they don't sing about what's funny

But instead, about their non-existent pain

Real song--'bout sadness, death, or love

Real song--inspiration from above

Real song--no more comic books

Real song--with really catchy hooks

Real song--like on--the radio

But my muse has a wicked sense of humor

And a penchant for escapist lit'rature

So my place isn't in the top 40

But instead with the stuff you'll never hear

Real song--'bout sadness, death, or love

Real song--inspiration from above

Real song--no more comic books

Real song--with really catchy hooks

Real song--like on--the radio