YOU MIGHT BE A NET-A-HOLIC IF...

1. You wake up at 3AM to go to the bathroom, and stop to check your e-mail on your way back to bed.

2. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape 3.0 or higher."

3. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla, and Dotcom.

4. You turn off you modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

5. You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

7. You laugh at people with 9600 baud modems.

8. You start using smileys on your snail mail.

9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged on in two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem..and you succeed!

10. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com

11. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

12. You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe@Supercity dot com"

13. All of your friends have an @ in their names.

14. Your pet has its own home page.

15. Your pregnant wife runs in while you are on the computer, and yells, " Honey take me to the hospital...the baby's coming!", and you e-mail the doctor.

16. You wake up with drool on the keyboard instead of your husband/wifes neck.

17. Your wife buys a second computer, so that you will chat with her!

18. You are suddenly offended by any of the previous statements.

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