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Oppressed by the Uncivilized Terms

Oppressed by the Civilized Terms

Hello all, my name is Eric, and I am a melanin impoverished oppressor.

I live in Florida, the capital of sun tanning and melanin overdosed conditions. It’s really a great place to live. You’ve got your beaches, your wilderness, your amusement parks, and any other exploitation of under represented peoples you can think of. Hence, Florida is never really diversionally challenged.

I keep busy during the day as a book and graphic designer for a local white power elite. I layout books on the computer and just enjoy the overall satisfaction of dealing with difficult persons on a daily basis and still living to make it home.

Well, since you asked, in my spare time I like to hang out with my friends. You know when you’re thinking something really stupid like, “I wonder if he/shi releases bodily fluids in the shower,” or, “Oppressor, I’ve really got an uncomfortable anal intruder.” Well, there’s a part in everyone’s brain that censors those thoughts to become vocally challenged. It’s been unprovenly stated that my friends and I are challenged in that area.

I have recently attained an A.A. in college and loved doing it. I have a special attachment to science-fact. Like, I recently figured out how the machine in the movie “Contact” works (yes, there actually was a real-world premise behind it). And I love to conjecture answers for all of those non-possibilities that occur everyday in real-life (like how one thing can be in two places at the same time. It’s yet unaccepted by the general public, but thought to be possible!). The fourth dimension, everything’s relative, etc...

So, diversionally challenged yet?

Okay, then apply pressure to the left-top mouse button here.

Non-government recognized citizens...is the truth out there? I don’t know, but until then, find the truth about something. Check this out for a strange but scientifically non-contradictory fact.

By the way, did I mention that I’m into computer graphics? Yep, I made all those geckos, rocks, backgrounds, stupid little bullet points, etc. I do pretty good in 2D art, but now I’m trying to master 3D graphics (some of my geckos are 3D).