Going to college can sometimes be hard on kids and their parents. That separation can cause anxiety, depression, or even pure joy. In any case, if any of you college kids want to write home at any time, here is something you can print out to make writing home easy.


Date:_____________

Dear Parent(s),

I am too busy to write, but this checklist covers most of the topics of interest to both of us.

Please send:

___Money (Cash!) Amount:____________

___Food (Cookies!) Dozens:_______

___Clean clothes!

Relationships:

___What?

___I am in love with myself

___I am in love!

___I am engaged

___I got married last weekend

My Roommate:

___Worships the ground I walk on

___Gave me a black eye

___Committed suicide and left a note saying I was the reason

___Is afraid of the dark and wants to sleep with me in my bed??

___Has fleas

My Professors Are:

___Sadistic water walkers

___Mental institution escapees

___Brain dead nerds

___Super oxygen thieves

Latest news:

___I wrecked the car

___I can't use your credit card because I have exceeded the credit limit

___You are going to have a grandchild

___False alarm - you are NOT going to have a grandchild

Food:

___Is great!

___Even makes me appreciate your cooking

___I have had pizzas for the last eleven meals

Grades:

___I am making all A's

___I am not being properly challenged

___I will be home after this semester

I study:

___Night and day

___All the time

___Only on Sunday afternoons

___None of the above

Daily Devotions:

___I read my Bible every day

___I can't read

___Someone stole my Bible while I was at the bar

On my last visit home, I left:

___My glasses

___My paper that was due yesterday

___The clothes you washed for me

___My (girlfriend's) birth control pills

___The check to cover my deliquent tuition payment

___Other___________________

Please send above items by Federal Express (Priority One) or UPS (Blue)

Laundry:

___My underwear is now___________

___I am saving money by not using detergent

___Don't worry, I washed my clothes last semester

___I hang my clothes out the window when it rains

My room:

___Can pass your "white glove" test

___Is only____% full

___Could not be located last Saturday night

___Was rented by the ROTC for hazardous terrain training

Parties:

___I don't inhale

___I only go to meet people

___Haven't been to one since this morning

Hope you:

___Miss me

___Can live without me

___Are not overdoing the celebration of my absence

Salutation:

___Your Daughter,

___Your son,

___Yours,

Signature (Scribble if Pre-Med or Pre-Law)___________________________


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