:) The Smiley Dictionary :)

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:-o Wow!

:-c Real unhappy

:-| Grim

:-C Just totally unbelieving

:= | Baboon

:-B Drooling

:-v Speaking

:-, Smirk

:-V Shout

:-|| Anger

:-w Speak with forked tongue

:-) Smiling

:-r Sticking tongue out

:-( Frowning

:-* Oops!

'-) Wink - Also, ;)

:-T Keeping a straight face

;-) Sardonic Incredulity

:-D Said with a smile

:-x Kiss kiss

:-" Pursing lips

:-[ Pouting

:-# My lips are sealed

:-X A big wet kiss!

:-Y A quiet aside

:-P Tongue hanging out in anticipation

8-| Eyes wide with surprise

>-< Absolutely livid!

&-| Tearful

|-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?)

:-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good"

8-] "Wow, maaan"

8-O "Oh my God!"

|~( "Someone just busted my nose"

:^D "Great! I like it!"

B-D "Serves you right, dummy!"

>;-> Winky and devil combined, a very lewd remark

(-: Left-handed

:*) Is drunk

[:] Robot

%-) Has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

8-) Wearing sunglasses

B:-) Sunglasses on head

::-) Wears normal glasses

B-) Wears horn-rimmed glasses

8:-) A little girl

:-)-8 Big girl

:-{) Has a mustache

:-{} Wears lipstick

{:-) Wears a toupee

}:-( Toupee in an updraft

:-[ Vampire

:-E Bucktoothed vampire

:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-7 Made a wry statement

:-* Ate something sour

;-( Crying

;-) So happy, is crying

:-@ Screaming

:-# Wears braces

:^) Has a broken nose

:<) From an Ivy League School

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

`:-) Shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

|-I Asleep

|-O Yawning/snoring

:-Q Smoker

:-? Smokes a pipe

O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, a scuba diver)

O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)

:-P Nyahhh!

:-S Just made an incoherent statement

:-D Laughing (at you!)

:-X Lips are sealed

:-C User is really bummed

:-/ Skeptical

C=:-) A chef

@= Pro-nuclear war

*<:-) Wearing a Santa Claus Hat

:-o Uh oh!

(8-o It's Mr. Bill!

*:o) & Bozo the Clown!

3:] Pet smiley

3:[ Mean Pet smiley

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles & a hard hat

E-:-) A Ham radio operator

:-9 Licking his/her lips

%-6 Braindead

(:I An egghead

<:-I Dunce

K:P Little kid with a propeller beenie

@:-) Wearing a turban

@:-{)=== Smiling Sikh with a turban & a long beard

:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

:-: Mutant Smiley

The Invisible Smiley

.-) User only has one eye

,-) Ditto, but he's winking

X-( User just died

C=}>;*{O) Mega-Smiley: a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, & a double chin

=> Note: You can type most of these without noses to make midget smileys :) <=

:] Gleep, friendly midget who will gladly be your friend

:) Happy

:> Hmm, let me think

:D Laughter

:I Hmm, not funny!

:( Sad

:[ Real Downer

:< What pretenses!

:{ Oh boy, the headmaster!

:O Yelling

;( Crying

[] Hugs and

:* Kisses

:-` spitting out its chewing tobacco

:-1 bland face ( also :-! )

:-$ mouth wired shut

:-6 after eating something sour

:-* " " something bitter

:-0 orator

(:-( frowning

=:-) punk-rocker

+-:-) priest

=:-( real punk rockers don't smile

8-) swimmer

:-o singing national anthem

:-p sticking its tongue out (at you!)

:-[ frowning blockhead

:-] smiley blockhead

:-{ smiley variation on a theme

:-} ditto

{:-) hair parted in the middle

~~:-( Net flame

X-( Net suicide

>:-I Net startrek

3:o[ Net pets

Male :-

Female >-

Infinity 8

Picasso %\v

>:) a little devil

%-| been working all night

::-) wears glasses

{:-( bull headed

:-{) has a mustache

:-# braces

:-& tongue-tied

C|:-= Charlie Chaplin

=|:-)= Abe Lincoln

:-W speak with forked tongue

:-@ "I swear"

:*) Ed McMahon

[:-) wearing a Walkman

:-)) double chin

C:# football player

:-)8 man with bowtie

:-() I stubbed my toe

:-( ) You stepped on my toe

:-( ) You backed your car over my toe

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