Voodoo

There was a businessman who knew he had an unfaithful wife and he was planning on taking a business trip. Knowing that his wife would be lonely, he didn't want her to find other men, so he went out to the local sex shop and looked for dildos. He saw many different kinds but none that seemed as though they would satify his wife's insatiable appetite for sex.

So he asked the clerk if there was anything that could satisfy his wife. The clerk thought for a minute and then pulled out a wooden box. Inside it had a Voodoo dick. The businessman thought it looked like any other ordinary dildo, but the clerk pointed to the keyhole on the doorknob and said, "Voodoo dick the doorknob!"

Suddenly the Voodoo dick shot darts to the doorknob and vibrates it so fast that the door splits in half. The businessman decided that he had to own this item.

So he returns to his wife and tells her how to use it when he is gone. After a few lonely days, the wife thinks about picking up some guys when she remembers the Voodoo dick.

"Voodoo dick my pussy!", she calls and soon she was having orgasm after orgasm. She thought to herself how wonderful it was, but when she couldn't handle it any more, she was unable to stop it. Coming close to passing out, she decided to drive to the hospital, but while she was driving she kept having orgasms.

A cop saw how reckless she was driving and pulled her over. The cop asked her,"Ma'am did you know that you were swerving in and out of lanes?"

She replies,"Yes officer, but you see I have to go to the hospital because...there's a Voodoo dick inside of me"

"Voodoo dick, my ass"

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