Dimitra when telling
us a story:
"My friend said that
she had a sore shoulder. A Jehovah's Witness then said that
she had a sore shoulder too. I told my friends 'Shouldn't
her knuckles be hurting? You know...' " *imitates door knocking*
Dimitra in response
to Pauline Hanson's black and white handouts:
"That's funny... I
thought Pauline Hanson would have gone for all white handouts"
Leilani at age seven
when asked about an Asian classmate:
"He's not Chinese....
he just looks that way"
Leilani at age twelve
when paid out about that comment:
"I knew he was Chinese
all along... I was just pretending."
Leilani on Friday October
2 1998 at the airport about an elderly woman:
"Does that lady dye
her hair purple, or is it natural?"
Mum in a state of confusion:
"Katina, for the fifth
time, will you please floor the mop!!!!!"
Mum to Leilani and
Dim after seeing a vertically challenged person smoking:
"I was about to say:
You really shouldn't smoke - it stunts your growth!"
During a two hour blackout on June 13th 1999:
Leilani:
"Someone turn on the electicity!!"
Leilani when mum was on the phone to a neighbour:
"Does the phone still work?"
Leilani about to go to the loo:
"Does the toilet still flush?"
Dimitra when someone went to open the fridge:
"Don't waste all the cold air!!" (in the middle of winter mind you!)
