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#50+FUN HUMOR PAGE
Please submit any humor items to TwoHams aka Phil
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SEPTEMBER
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Upset over a newlywed squabble with my husband, I went
to my mother to complain. Trying to console me, my dad
said that men are not all like this all the time.
"Nonsense," I said. "Men are good for only one thing!"
"Yes," my mother interjected, "but how often do you have
to parallel park??"
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Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation,
without warning, and with unusual patterns of destruction.
In one case, a house was completely whisked away leaving
only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm
lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only
remaining part of the house left above the floor.
The rescue squad rushed to her aid and found her unhurt.
She was just sitting there in the tub, talking to herself.
"It was the strangest thing; it was the strangest thing."
she kept repeating dazedly.
"What was the strangest thing, Ma'am?" asked one of the rescuers.
"I was visiting my daughter here, taking a bath and all I did
was pull the plug and the whole darned house suddenly
drained away."

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