JB's
Thanksgiving Jokes
Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep;
The leftovers beckoned --- The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation......
The thought of a snack became
infatuation.....
So I raced to the kitchen,
Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full
of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered
potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans
and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so
plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose
off the ground !!
I crashed through the ceiling...Floating
into the sky....
With a mouthful of pudding
and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as
I sored past the trees....................
HAPPY EATING TO ALL !!
PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE !!
He laid her on the
table
So white clean and
bare.
His forehead wet with
beads of sweat
He rubbed her here
and there.
He touched her neck
and then her breast
And then drooling
felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and
all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he
looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands
and stretched his arms....
And then he stuffed the turkey.
