Jane entered the kitchen one morning, reached to turn on the light, and it didn't work. After replacing the bulb, there was still no light.

When John, her husband, came home, she said "Honey, the light switch is broken. Could you fix it for me please?

John replied, while proudly displaying the front of his shirt, "Do you see Electrician written on the front of this shirt?"

The next day John came home and Jane said, "Honey, the cabinet door fell off today. Could you put it back on for me please?"

John replied, "Do you see Carpenter written anywhere on the front of this shirt?"

The next day he came home and Jane said, "Honey, the water pipe under the sink is leaking. Could you fix it for me please?"

John once again replied, "Do you see Plumber written anywhere on the front of this shirt?"

When John came home the following day, the light switch was working, the cabinet door had been replaced, and the pipe wasn't leaking. John said, "I see you found a good repairman."

To this Jane replied, "No, I just called the neighbor."

John asked, "Oh really? And how much did he charge?"

Jane laughed and said, "He didn't charge anything. He said I could just bake him some goodies, or we could trade it out in sex."

To which, of course, John asked, "Well, what kind of goodies did you bake for him?"

Jane replied proudly, while displaying her shirt, "Honey, do you see Betty Crocker written anywhere on the front of this shirt?