The Nun

A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver
She says to the bus driver she needs someone to talk to.
She lives in a convent and wants to.
experience sex before she dies. .
The bus driver agrees
but the nun explains she can't have sex with a married man because it would be a sin. .
The bus driver says no problem, he's not married. .
The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she has to take it in the ass. .
The bus driver agrees again and being the only two people on the bus they go in the back and take care of business. .
When they were done and he had resumed driving, the bus driver said, "Sister, I have a confession to make, I'm married and have three kid's." .
The nun replied, "That's O.K. I have a confession too. .
My name is Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party."