Miscellaneous:

"I hate people who never finish their......."

"If I were a rich man..... you wouldn't be reading this."

"I'm willing to accept suggestions and constructive criticism from anyone willing to accept a Fat Lip."

"I smile because I have no clue what's going on."

"This is a revolution dammit, we're gonna have to offend somebody."

"Smile, it makes people wonder what you've done now."

"My idea of good fashion is that you wear it - it doesn't wear you."

"Small is the number of them that see with their own eyes, and feel with their own hearts."

"The biggest problem with perfection, is what to do with all the unused erasers."

"I'll keep your place, but it'll cost ya."

"The nice thing about teamwork is that you always have others on your side."

"I can resist everything, except temptation."

"Penny for your thoughts, but I expect change."

"He who laughs last had to have it explained to him."

"Use the talents you possess, for the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except the best."

"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."

"He said they are arriving by fifties everyday like frogs in Egypt."

"He ain't got the sense the Lord give a goose."

"Fish and Guests stink after 3 days."

"If the blind leads the blind, both will fall in a ditch."

"It's never too late to cooperate."

"Your BRAIN....., use it, or loose it."

"Speak softly, carry a big stick, and you will go far."

"Vegitarianism is a way of saving money."

"Of all the things I've lost, I MISS MY MIND the most."

"I didn't lose the keys this time, I lost the whole damn car."

"When we emerged into the bright landscapes of the sun, everything looked bright, and we felt our faith in Nature's beauty strengthened, and saw more clear that beauty is universal and immortal, above, beneath, on land and sea, mountain and plain, in heat and cold, light and darkness."

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