ENTIRELY USELESS FACTS

    • Full Name: Eric Matthew Nichols
    • Nickname: thumb
      Born Where and When: Scott Airforce Base, IL
    • Instruments Played: KAZOO
    • Family Stats: Family that smells funky
    • Pets: Hedgehog "POQUE"--pronounced "pokey"
    • Hidden Talent: can throw a cat 50 feet
    • If You Could Swap Lives With Someone for One Day, Who Would It Be?: SUPERMOUSE
    • You've Been Handed the Keys to a Time Machine. Where Are You Going to Go First?: 1367: No real reason why, just seems like a nice date
    • Thing You Can't Do To Save Your Life: Work, pass Chemistry
    • Most Annoying Habit: long hours on the web
    • Goofiest Thing You Believed in as a Child: Boogie Man
    • Worst Trouble You Got In as a Child: Too many times to remember
    • What is your dream career?: fishing
    • Currently in the CD Player: SEVEN DAY JESUS, WHITEHEART:REDEMPTION, and ZILCH:PLATNIUM
    • Favorite Lyric From a Song: "I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN, YOU AIN'T NEVER GOING TO KEEP ME DOWN"--TUBTHUMPER
    • If a Movie Was Made of Your Life, Who Should Play You?: Jason Alexander
    • Number of Speeding Tickets (now be honest):zilch
    • First Car: hot wheels
    • Most Prized Possession: My bible
    • Most Memorable Meetings: That guy that plays Q on Star Trek
    • Worst Movie You've Ever Seen: Legends of the Fall
    • Best Advice You've Ever Been Given: Don't ever let people know what you have in your underwear
    • Cartoon Character That Reminds You of You: Daffy Duck
    • You've Been Made President of the US for a Day. What Are You Going To Do?: eat, sleep, play a game of pool, declare war on Ohio
    • Word or Phrase You Most Overuse: yoo-yoo
    • Write Your Own Epitaph: AARRGGHH, My hair is on fire
    • Question No One Has Ever Asked You Before: Where's your ID, kid?
    • Answer: uh..my momma has it..
    • Dream Car: i dunno, something blue and fast
    • Pet Peeves: cats, girls who ask me, "Is my butt too big?"
    • Dream Role in a Movie: Roger Rabbit in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"