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Are you a cyber virgin? Need Help in developing your low self esteem into hoe self esteem? You've come to the right place!

CaNyOnWiDe Corp. is here to put some hype in your type. Maybe you are nervous about your charisma online, maybe you are bored with your every day cybersex routine, maybe you are a veteran whore just surfing around, and maybe you accidently slipped into our page and thought what the fuck is this shit? Either way, we are here to answer any/all questions one might have concerning the lovely duty of exchanging bodily fluids over a computer.

What is Cybersex?

Cybersex is the release of sexual tension one may have while connected to a modem. The keyboard is usually operated with one hand while the user is operated by the other. Cybersex usually results in monitor-licking, mouse carressing, or keyboard pumping.



How Does One Cyber?

Cybering is usually done by intense mental masturbation. Vulgarities and other words are usually involved. Cyberfucking is basically writing out and playing your own sexual fantasy. You do so by imagining that you have recieved that of which you cannot get offline.



Okay I am Cybering This Guy and All of A Sudden I have to Go. How Do I Break It Off?

As all cyberhoes should know... it is creativity and sparkle that keeps a male client happy. Males are usually satisfied with "quickies" anyway... so... the best way to end a cyberfuck in an emergency is to saysomething in regards to: "You cum all over me and I love it" and the cyberfuck is over with.



I am extremely nervous about having cybersex in a public chat room through personal messages. I am afraid that if I am too quiet people will joke me for being a cyberskank. Any advice?

HE-LLLLOOOO! be proud of your hoe-ishness and don't let those so-called Anti-Haterz bug you out! If you absolutely MUST mask your cyber escapades... i suggest you insert a few "lol" s on the screen every now and then. It will make you visible to the chat.

Go BaCk HoMe :)




The makers of this webpage are in no way affiliated with the activities of monitor licking. In fact, we are so against cybersex that we set up this mockfull satire of a page in order to ridicule the mouse-carressing losers of cyberspace. Have a nice day. :)