* Air Conditioned Environment - DO NOT open Windows!!
* Customer: "I'm running Windows '95"
...Tech: "Yes"
...Customer: "My computer isn't working."
...Tech: "Yes, you said that."
* On the box it said "Requires Windows 95 or BETTER."
So I bought a Macintosh
* Speed Kills. Use Windows 98
*When you open Windows, bugs get in!
* A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.
* Windows: Just another pain in the glass.
* Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.
* Difference between a virus and windows? Viruses rarely fail.
* A computer is like an air-conditioned house, so don't open Windows!
* Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.
* Have you crashed your Windows today?
* Windows 3.1 - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
* Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.
* I don't do .INI, .BAT, or .SYS files. I don't assign apps to files... I don't configure peripherals or networks before using them... I have a computer to do all that... I have a Macintosh.
* Windows users often swear at their PC's whereas Mac users often swear by their Macs.
* A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head.
* Regarding security, WindowsNT is an OS with a 'Kick me' sign stuck on it's back.
* Name one nice thing about Windows? It doesn't just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.
* Windows 95 - All you ever wanted in an operating system, and less...
* Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. 'No' is the answer!
* Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ]
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* Hiroshima '45
..Tschernobyl '86
..Windows '95