Things Not To Do On A Date

Start out by asking your date if they have a problem eating food that is still moving.
Show up at least half an hour late.
Bring your younger siblings with you and claim "oh, you won't even notice they are with us."
"Forget" your wallet and make your date pay for everything, after planning an expensive evening, of course.
Bring along a video camera to prove to your friends that you actually had a date for once.
Flirt with the server at a restaurant.
Sit in the back row at the movies so that you can throw popcorn at everyone until you get kicked out.
Explain to their parents that despite what they may have heard, your parole is over and you never were offically in jail.

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