Corny Jokes!

• Q: How do you say hello from Siberia?
• A: "Have an Ice Day!"

• Q:Why did the fool bring a rope to the baseball game?
• A: He wanted to tie up the score!

• Q: What did the cowardly match say?
• A: Please don't strike me!

• Q: What did the elevator say to the other elevator?
• A: I think I am coming down with something!

• Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
• A: An umbrella.

• Q: Spelled forward or backward, I still look the same. I have both a lid and a ball. What is my name?
• A: Eye

• Q: What breaks when you say its name?
• Silence.

• Q: Without a pencil or a pen, I'm drawn by women, children, and men. What am I?
• A: A Breath.

• Q: It runs all day and never walks, often murmers but never talks. It has a bed but doesn't sleep, had a mouth but doesn't eat. What is it?
• A: A river