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• Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
• Drunk Gets Nine Years in Violin Case
• Survivor of Siamese Twins To Join Parents
• Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
• Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
• Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
• Miners Refuse To Work After Death
• Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
• Two Sisters United After 18 Years in Checkout Counter