Ordering Pizza The "Fun" Way

• On a touch-tone phone, press random numbers then ask the order-taker to "Stop doing that!!"
• Give the address then say, "Oh, just surprise me!"
• Answer all their questions with questions?
• Yell the order-taker that a rival pizza company is on the other line and you are going with the lowest bidder.
• Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
• Put an extra edge in your voice when you say, "Crazy Bread"
• Rattle off order with a determined air. When they ask if you'd like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
• Change your accent every three seconds
• Put an accent on pepperoni- use a long "i" sound
• Imitate the order taker's voice
• Eliminate verbs from your speech
• Say that it is your anniversity and you'd really appreciate if the delivery person would hide behind furniture and shout "Surprise!"
• Ask to see the menu
• Doze off to sleep in the middle of the order, then catch your self and say, "Where was I? Who are you?!"
• Ask for the guy who took your order last time
• Ask if the pizza is organically grown
• When they repeat the order, change it slightly. Do this a couple of times then say, "You just don't get it, do you?!"
• Order a one-inch pizza
• Dance around the word pizza and avoid saying it at all costs. If theyuse thw word, say, "Please don't mention that word!"
• Have a good, loud car chase movie on in the background and when a shot is fired yell, "OW!!!"