Ways To Confuse Santa

• Leave him a salad and a note explaining that he could stand to lose a few pounds.
• While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and leave a parking ticket on it.
• Instead of ornaments, decorate the tree with Easter Eggs
• Leave a note explaining that you are out of town and couls he please water the plants.
• Scatter bicycle parts around the house and ask him to help you put it together.
• Set up a work area in your livign room and have friends come dressed like elves. When he comes down the chimney and looks surprised say, "What? Afraid of a little competition??"
• Make the cookies you leave for him out of Santa Claus Cookie Cutters but make the cookies extra "round".
• Leave a note on the table saying Mrs. Claus wants you to phone home.
• Leave him out your Christmas list-- newly revised!