The Top 15 Things Overheard Between the Unabomber and the Psychiatrist    

15> "No, you may not borrow my underwear, Mr. Kaczynski."

14> "In my professional opinion, if I were a 50-year-old virgin,
        I'd go freakin' nuts, too!"

13> "I give up, Ted -- what's black & red and charred all over?"

12> "Boy"  "BOMB!"  "Girl"  "BOMB!"  "Airport"  "BOMB!"
       "Okay, that's enough word association."

11> "Look, Ted -- I'm no lawyer, but I've got doubts about your
        'Prairie Oyster' defense."

10> "That ink blot looks like the oppressive technocratic regime
         attempting to enslave our free minds... or maybe a bunny
         rabbit."

 9> "Would you *please* stop making that ticking noise?!"

 8> "Actually, Ted, I'd prefer you *fax* me your manifesto."

 7> "Why don't you and I run away together?  I know a great little
        unheated cottage in the middle of nowhere!"

 6> "You read the entire manifesto?  Geez, and they think *I'm*
        crazy!"

 5> "Now tell me again, Ted -- which one is Itchy?"

 4> "I *must* be insane -- to sell name-brand VCR's and televisions
        at such low prices!!!  This Friday only, at Krazy Ted's
        Electronics Outlet!!!"

 3> "Man, that OJ is a nut, isn't he?"

 2> "Okay, Marvin Gardens with three houses, that's $875...."
 

 1> "Violent fantasies?!  Hey, you're the one showing me all
        these inkblot pictures of explosions."
 
 

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