Top 26 Children's Books Not recommended by
the National Library Association26. Bob the Germ's
Wondrous Journey Into and Back Out of Your Digestive
System.
25. The Little Engine that Could Becomes intoxicated and Kills Civilians.
24. Rudolph the Red Nosed
Reindeer's Games of
Revenge.
23. Peter Rabbit's Frisky Adventures.
22. Dick, Jane, and Spot Wander into The 'Hood'.
21. Clifford the Big Red Dog Accidently Eats his Masters and is Put to Sleep.
20. Valuable Protein and
Other Nutritional Benefits of Things
from your Nose.
19. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad.
18. The Tickling Babysitter
17. A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides.
16. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories.
15. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle.
14. Babar Meets the Taxidermist and Becomes a Piano.
13. Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear.
12. David Duke's World of Imagination.
11. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.
10. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables.
9. Legends of Scab Football.
8. Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina.
7. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer.
6. Joe Garagiola Retells
Favorite Fairy Tales But Can't Remember the
Endings to All
of them.
5. Ed Beckley's Start a
Real-Estate Empire with the change from your
Mom's Purse.
4. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy.
3. Things Rich Kids Have, but you never will.
2. Let's Draw Betty and Veronica without their clothes on.
1. The Care Bears Maul
Some Campers and are Shot Dead.
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