THE TOP 10 CARTOON CHARACTERS MOST LIKELY TO USE DRUGS
10. Gargamel
Most likely LSD. He
spends his life in pursuit of little blue guys in
white outfits and
mentally abusing his cat. What does he plan to do with
the blue dwarfs once
he catches them anyway?
9. Olive Oyl
Probably Dexatrim Abuse,
maybe some amphetamines. Who's that skinny?!
She might even be
anorexic, she is always giving her burger to her friend.
8. Snagglepuss
Can't explain it. Maybe it's the name or the look, but he's suspicious.
7. He-man
This is the easy one. I
mean c'mon. Roid monkey No. 1. "BY THE POWER
OF ANABOL!!!" Makes
me want to root for Skelator. Alone on his castle,
hitting the weights. And
on top of that, he even injects the stuff in his
pet tiger -- animal abuse.
6. & 5. Yogi and Boo-Boo
We all know what
is really in those picnic baskets. They go back
to their cave and
trip.
4. Droopy
The number one downer
in toon land. Can't someone slip him an upper
once in a while? The
only time I saw him happy was when he saw the
picture of the babe.
3. Dopey Dwarf
He openly admits it.
The other dwarfs deny involvement, but they are
under investigation.
Allegations is that Doc is writing some extra scripts
for Sneezy and all the
guys partaking are afloat.
2. Daffy Duck
If he isn't using
crack, Marion Barry is clean. He is so wired, he
bounces around on his head
without pain. Blows his beak off all the
time. Some symptoms might
be from "daffiness," but Haldol wouldn't
work for him. It might be
for his buddy with Tourettes, Porky.
1. Shaggy
By far the No. 1
suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad goatee and
the boy converses with
dogs. All of this is nothing until you consider the
munchie factor. Anybody
who consumes 9.3 dog treats per episode
smokes weed.
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