Computer Acronyms
Ever wonder what those abbreviations really mean????
PCMCIA
-- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN
-- It Still Does Nothing
SCSI
-- System Can't See It
DOS
-- Defective Operating System
BASIC
-- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM
-- I Blame Microsoft
DEC
-- Do Expect Cuts
CD
ROM -- Consumer Device,
Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
-- Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW
-- World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH -- Most Applications
Crash; If Not, The Operating
System Hangs
PENTIUM
-- Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect
Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL
-- Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA
-- A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
RISC
-- Reduced Into Silly Code
LISP
-- Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS
-- Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS
-- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT -- Most
Intelligent Customers Realize Our
Software Only Fools Teenagers
From Jim Green of the PITs
(Politically Correct Trolls) Mailing List
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