Computer Acronyms Ever wonder what those abbreviations really mean????  
 

PCMCIA            -- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN                  --  It Still Does Nothing
SCSI                   --  System Can't See It
DOS                   --  Defective Operating System
BASIC               --  Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM                   --  I Blame Microsoft
DEC                  --  Do Expect Cuts
CD ROM          --  Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2                 --  Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW              --  World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH  --  Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating
                              System Hangs
PENTIUM        --  Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect
                              Understanding of  Mathematics
COBOL            --  Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA             --  A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
RISC                 --  Reduced Into Silly Code
LISP                  --  Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS                 --  Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS      --  Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT   --  Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our
                               Software Only Fools Teenagers
 
 
 

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