Ford    Quality Is Job One Special News Release Ford Motor Company - Detroit, Michigan  

As of Friday, June 24, 1994, the 1994 Ford Bronco has been officially been selected as the vehicle of choice for all felons in the United States of America.  The conclusive road test, as seen on T.V., proves without a doubt the the 1994 Ford Bronco can successfully hold- off 15 or more police cars, 3 police helicopters, and the entire population of the United States for more than an hour and a half, while never exceeding 43 miles per hour.  This vehicle even works as well when parked in the driveway of your residence.

If you are a felon, then we have a special deal, just for you on a brand new 1994 Ford Bronco.  Just go to your local Ford dealer and ask for the new O.J. Package.  This specially equipped Bronco comes with a .30 caliper pistol, 25 rounds of ammunition, blood resistant upholstery, cellular phone with speed dialing for 911 calls, a former famous football player blow-up doll, and a high-powered, well qualified lawyer who will greet you when you arrive at your home.

Picture yourself leaning comfortably back in your seat listening to the gentle swirl of helicopter blades and purring police cars.  And if you act now, we will even throw in the O.J. Magical Disappearing Ginsu Knife at no extra charge.

Be the first one in your town to own the 1994 Ford O.J. Edition Bronco. See your local dealer now!!!   Have you driven a Ford........Lately?    

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