A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
Before you leave, I want to
tell you how this all came about. Driving along the highway, I saw this young girl
looking tired and bedraggled, so I offered her a lift. She was hungry, so I brought
her home and made a meal from the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.
She had only some worn sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you
discarded because they were out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I
bought for your birthday - the one you never wore because the colors didn't suit
you. Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly
good, but too small for you now. Then, as she was about to walk out the door, she
paused and asked, "Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?"
SO HERE WE ARE!!!