A Day at the Horse Races
Horses in the race are:
1. Passionate Lady
6. Clean Sheets
2. Bare Belly
7. Thighs
3. Silk Panties
8. Big Johnson
4. Conscience
9. Heavy Bosum
5. Jockey Shorts
10. Merry Cherry
At the Post:
They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and
Silk
Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosum is being pressured. Passionate lady
is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot.
At the Halfway Mark:
It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in.
Heavy
Bosum is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs
are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from
Big Johnson.
At The Stretch:
Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Johnson is making a final
drive.
Passionate Lady is coming.
At The Finish:
Its Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes
everything Big Johnson has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big
Johnson squirts through and wins by a head. Heavy Bosum weakens and Thighs
pullup. Clean Sheets never had a chance.........
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