YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT......   

1.      If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
 
2.      If you live in a house with three couches, none of which
         match.
 
3.      If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
 
4.      If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
 
5.      If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.
 
6.      If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises
         without sleeping.
 
7.      If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value
         Meal Plastic Cups (ie. Olympic Dream Team I or II).
 
8.      If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
 
9.      If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
 
10.    If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back
         of a pick-up (one trip).
 
11.    If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying
         Natural Light.
 
12.    If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over
         and introduce yourself.
 
13.    If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
 
14.    If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't
 
15.    If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week
 
16.    If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free", even
         though it sucks
 
17.    If you are personally keeping the local pizza place
         from bankruptcy
 
18.    If you wake up 10 minutes before class
 
19.    If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without
         washing them
 
20.    If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class
 
21.    If your social life consists of a date with the library
 
22.    If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a
         baseball cap
 
23     If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room
 
24.    If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times
         because that's all you have
 
25.    If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing
         your swim suit to class
 
26.    If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn
 
27.    If you celebrate when you find a quarter
 
28.    If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over
 
29.    If your walls are plastered with posters of half
         naked men or women (whichever your preference)
 
30.    If you have built up a tolerance for certain beverages
         (he he he)
 
31.    If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up
         by itself
 
32.    If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis
 
33.    If you get more sleep in class than in your room
 
34.    If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself
         some Ramen Noodles
 
35.    If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo
 
36.    If you live in an area that is smaller than most
         mobile homes
 
37.    If you get more e-mail than mail......
 
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