Top 10 Signs the New Mir Computer is Running Windows 95
# 10: The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to continue"
#9: There is no space left on the hard drive to store mission data.
#8: The computer refuses to interact with the Mir's "Mr.
Java" coffee
maker.
#7: Millions of dollars are traced to phone calls to a Redmond, WA 900#.
#6: Mir astronauts are caught stealing RAM from other satellite's
computers to keep their system
running.
#5: The Space Shuttle can no longer dock with Mir since "the
proper
driver cannot be found"
#4: The system locks up whenever the astronauts try to run life
support,
the solar panels and thrusters
at the same time.
#3: The astronauts spend three days looking for cyrillic
version of the
CTRL-ALT-DEL keys.
#2: Alien ships secretly observing Mir flee in terror.
And the number one sign the new Mir computer is running Windows 95....
#1: You start receiving welcoming e-mail from the Borg
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